Showing posts with label Laughs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laughs. Show all posts

Friday, December 15, 2006

Chicken Surprise



A couple goes for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and orders the "Chicken Surprise."
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast-iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Hey, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Sputtering in a fit of pique, he calls the waiter over, describes what is happening and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what did you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter,

"I bring you Peeking Duck."

Friday, November 10, 2006

Manamana

And now for your viewing pleasure... a rare glimpse into what my brain cells would look like if they were able to be video taped...(click the play button to start)

Thursday, November 9, 2006

It's a contagious post I guess

Okay, me too. Call me a copycat. Take my quiz. Have fun. Good luck. Blah-de-blah.

ooops... I clicked the wrong answer for question that asks about where I got married. The correct answer is C - a Tobacco store. We got married at the Chapel of Love in Hot Springs, which has been sold and converted into a tobacco store... I guess my marriage is up in smoke!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Goose-Stepping North Koreans

Okay, am I the only one who is reminded of this clip of John Cleese on the Brit-Com "Fawlty Towers" everytime the news shows the North Korean army doing the "goose-step" march?

For more about the goose-step and it's origin, see this article by Mark Scheffler at Slate.com

Monday, October 9, 2006

Melissa would kill me, but...

I came home to this Saturday night. They were watching a 3-d kids movie. Hilarious!

Thursday, October 5, 2006

A new experience...

Sushi... most people who have never had it, or are stuck on a "meat and taters" diet all cringe at the sound of its name. I have to admit, until recently, the thought of venturing into even taking a bite was nowhere near appetizing to me. Yet after hearing people talk about how good it is, my curiosity has gotten the best of me. I mentioned this a few days ago to my good friend, Jim Whaley, who is completely into the sushi craze, and he said he'd let me know next time some came his way.

Well, my phone rang today about 3 minutes after clocking out for lunch. It was my good friend and local caffeine pusher, Jim Whaley informing that Angela Wegley had just arrived with some fresh sushi rolls, and there was enough extra for me to get my feet wet in this new experience. So, steered my car (still available - just FYI) towards Dad's Place.

I have to say, I didn't expect sushi to taste like it did. I truly expected it to taste like, well, seaweed and fish. It was nowhere near what I expected. It was actually really flavorful and I'm thinking "I can do sushi!" Second bite, with Jim and Angela closely watching (like a couple of drug dealers getting me stoned for the first time), I tried it with the wasabi. HOLY FREAKIN COW! (That's actually what I said, but it sounded more like "HOHWY FWEAGHEN HCOW." I've had hot stuff in my mouth before, but this was like none other. I don't remember feeling the heat on my tongue. It went straight to my sinuses. My next thought: "How deep into hell does one have to go to get this ingredient that makes your nose feel like it's turning inside out and slapping you in the face?" Then, just as the tears and snot were about to gush, and I'm thinking "how do I make it stop," the heat is gone. Next words out of my mouth: "Chad's gotta try this!"

Enter the youth pastor from my church, the Right Reverand Chad L Murphy. I immediately dialed my cell phone. Chad answers. "Chad, you've gotta come over to Dad's Place. I've got something here you have got to try!" He was there in 5 minutes. Watching this "beans, deer meat, and potatoes" youth pastor try sushi was funny enough. What was real funny was his polite restraint, knowing that the one who made the sushi rolls and wasabi was at the table with him. You could tell he really wasn't much of a fan. His only comment" "it has a 'clean' taste to it." Then comes the wasabi. The look on that guy's face was PRICELESS! Even funnier: he wouldn't just chew and swallow. He just slowly chewed, making each chew reveal more wasabi - it lasted forever for him!

So, what does Chad do? Let's just say we had a very unique pre-service youth stunt tonight involving two teenagers, two spoons and WASABI!

Thank you Jim Whaley and Angela Wegley for breaking me into the sushi experience today. I'll never be the same (allergies are gone at least!).

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

The loving husband

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.


The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Thursday, September 14, 2006

I are smarter than I thought

Check it out... Mark W. has an IQ thing on his blog, so I clicked on it. I then took the test. Here's the result:

Testriffic IQ test

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

I laughed my butt off watching this

You've gotta see this video clip of these guys performing. It's hilarious. Click on the link to view it:
http://www.nationx.dk/coats/

Thursday, August 24, 2006

okay last one today, I promise!


Click Play on the clip to watch.

THIS JUST IN...

NEWS FLASH! -Anadarko, Oklahoma's worst disaster occurred! When a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two OSU students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today.

Search and Rescue workers have recovered 96 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

Welcome!

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